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Av Camilla - 23 mars 2009 18:17

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream,

"Where did you get that car?"

He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs..."

"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."

So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they asked.

"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. Don't know her name-they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."

"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."

(Are women good or what?)

Av Camilla - 23 mars 2009 07:52

Idag skulle jag börjat på VFU, men inatt har magen gjort uppror, så jag fick börja med att sjukanmäla mig. Typiskt va?!


Efter alla tråkiheter förra veckan, så tog jag tåget i lördags och åkte till kaninutställningen i Eksjö, där resten av familjen befann sig. Emme och Niklas var hemma och passade alla våra djur.


Det var riktigt skönt att komma ifrån allt som hade med hundarna att göra, och bara träffa en massa kaninvänner, och prata annat än valparna. Fast det blev mycket valpprat ändå, de flesta visste om det.



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